devil may care but i don't

rlymax:

it should rain hash browns

12,693 notes - 22 May, 2013

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

81,985 notes - 22 May, 2013

the-science-llama:

Dance of The Planets
Jupiter, Mercury and Venus will seemingly dance between each other from May 24 and 31. The closest configuration of the planets, being on May 26 and having a linear alignment on the 30th and 31st. Mercury is haulin’ gluteus because it’s orbit is shorter.
The best time to view them will be about 40 minutes after sunset. The images here were taken at the same time each day, as you see the sun sets a little bit later each time. See analemma.This gif was made from screenshots using the Planetarium app // Neave
Magnitudes

Mercury: dims from -0.9 to -0.3Venus: -3.7 (brightest)Jupiter: -1.7

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FENNEKINS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DON’T TESTICLE METATRON

194,722 notes - 22 May, 2013

wandering-deer:

Untitled by behindtrees on Flickr

sorryidontswim:

penisburps:

the thing that really makes me sad is even though the strokes are a band that has been famous for 10+ years they’re still under appreciated and get overlooked by nearly everyone that is a fan of the vaccines, arctic monkeys, spector, etc, who were all inspired by their music and i just really wish the strokes had the amount of fame they deserve by now

wow yes this is so true

257 notes - 22 May, 2013

hf748get9wihq:

if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay

63,290 notes - 22 May, 2013

breathtakingdestinations:

Waiting at the bridge - Brooklyn Bridge - New York City (von Moeys Photography)